Holy crap, the coolest thing just happened.
So there was this mosquito in my room and I had been chasing it for a few minutes, trying to pound the walls it landed on to make it fly away until it landed low enough that I could actually reach it and kill it. Finally, I get such an opportunity, only to barely miss, and have it fly away, and I lose track of it.
I go to the kitchen to get some juice, come back, and see it flying in another corner. All of a sudden, thanks to my laziness and non-cleaning skills, it flies into some cobwebs that I hadn't bothered cleaning up.

Caught in a spiderweb, just as nature had intended it.

So cool.

I had considered letting a spider come back and eat it, but I decided I really wanted to be rid of this mosquito, so I killed it.

In other news, Meena Raouf, I wish you a speedy recovery so that things will go back to normal for you. Someone like you doesn't deserve to be put through this. :( Godspeed.

Quote of the day: "Now, "open your buttcrack" is already strange enough. That alone might have been enough to amuse me for the rest of the day. What killed me though, was when Boy 2 stood up, hunched forward a bit, and with a facial expression that looked like he was sucking on a lemon while someone was telling him the family dog had been killed horribly, twice, he made this unforgettable "Huuuaaaaoooouuuugggghhhhh....." noise. ...What the hell is that?! The open your buttcrack noise? For you video gamers out there, imagine Guile's defeat scream from Street Fighter II, except prolongued and...uh...more constipated." -Azrael

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