Happy birthday Jessica Alba!!!!!!!!!!
Oh girl...I remember when you were just a little genetically-enhanced bio-weapon with stunning good looks and the ability to kick anyone's ass. Now you're dancing on stages with poles and lassos and making out with Bruce Willis....(sniff), where does the time go?

Quote of the day: "Whaat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" -me, imitating someone else