Dude......I had the wierdest dream....
Its the most vivid dream I've had in a LONG time.

Ok, so basically, I've asked out the girl of my dreams. Nobody from our school, just some girl I happened to make up (who looks pretty good too. A bit modest, a bit shy, but supposedly I've fallen in love with her at first sight). Suddenly, I find myself in the middle of Vegas with my girlfriend of I-don't-know-how-long (few days? a week? a month?) I'm also with a bunch of friends, a large group, just hangin out in Vegas for a weekend. Yeah, apparently in my dream minors can reap the benefits of gambling now. It's a BIG group too. About 15-20 people, all comprised of either complete strangers or people I don't normally hang out with.

Anyways, apparently me and my "gf" are having some sort of problem. I don't know what, I don't think it was ever brought up, or maybe i simply forgot. It must be a big one though because we were seriously bummed out and some other people were getting worried about us too. Suddenly, I come up with a brainstorm! We're in Vegas! Let's get married!! Somehow, this will solve our problem!!! She seems a bit taken aback, does the whole "we're moving too fast" thing, but eventually decides that she really wants to get married, and so we do.

Boom, we're instantly married. The entire group is heading back to our own hotel. We're moving through some kind of gift shop, where I realize that I should probably buy a wedding gift for my newly married "wife", even if its only a stuffed animal. She LOVES stuffed animals, that'd be a great idea! Her friends, unfortunately, get the idea that I'm wandering off on my own to get either booze or a hooker. After a few minutes of confusion, I explain that i NEED to buy my wife a gift. They are a bit surprised at how I was still being thoughtful despite just getting married (or something like that).

Now, we're suddenly in the middle of some kind of nature hike/tour. I assume we're still in Nevada because we're still with the same group. We've reached the end of the tour (apparently it was to the bottom of some kind of canyon or valley) and now its time to head back up. However, its too steep for most people to get out, so that's why transportation is provided. I opt to take some kind of futuristic shuttle type thing that runs on a track that is suspended over the canyon. IN other words, its the direct route. My "wife" decides its not for her and decides to take the bus instead.

The inside of the shuttle is CRAMPED! I coudn't take it! It was cramped, hard to breathe, and pitch black! ON top of that, the shuttle moved very fast! I asked someone how long it'd be, and he said about the same as the bus ride. That worried me, cuz they said the bus ride was about half an hour. However, that person must have been lying, because 2 minutes later, the shuttle came to a stop and let us out. REalizing that the bus would be a while, I got out and talked to some people who had already made their way up somehow. Suddenly, I started getting the "marriage jitters". It was especially weird for me. I realized that I knew almost nothing about my wife! Elizabeth Kellogg was in our big group, and I realized how much my wife looks like her! In fact, I had almost confused Elizabeth for her! And then I realized that we hadn't even kissed yet, not even at the wedding! What the hell had I done?? I'd gotten married, supposedly to fix some kind of problem, and now I don't even know who my wife is!

When my wife's group finally came up, I let them walk ahead and chose to walk with a couple of my "close" friends (I didn't know either of them in real life) about what i had been thinking about. They assured me that everything would be OK, but I still felt a little worried. Nevertheless, they did manage to cheer me up a little bit. Taking light of the situation, I started skipping and singing a song, which in my dream was a song off the Digimon Tamers soundtrack that fit my situation perfectly. Later, we all realized that the tune of the song was the same as "Hailie's Song" by Eminem. (WTF?)

Suddenly, we see a platypus scurrying across the rocky trail. We'd never seen those before! It wsa cool. And then, every single wildlife animal that we've never seen in real life started coming out onto the trail. We saw giraffes, gazelles, buffalo, wild rabbits, hippos, and horses. Oh crap, here comes a rattlesnake.... I remembered "reading somewhere" that the best thing to do when approached by a rattlesnake is to stay still and don't offer any sudden movements. Crap, here come two more..... One of my friends has run off while the other is following my example. Man, and the parking lot is like 30 feet away! These snakes are crawling all over and around my legs. I'm sweating like a mofo. I wish this was all just a dream and that I could wake up.


And then I did.

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